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Analysis & Anal Cysts
So they tried
Hysterias & Posteriors
A closer look at the striking metamorphosis of Tyrese Haliburton - NBA
Still no good
Loons and Moons
No go.
Marvell Stock Slides. Why It Could Be the Cheap AI Chip Play. - Barron's
Everyone loved it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
What’s on the Hamptons Status List? - The Cut
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
share office space ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
They put up a sign reading
Minds and Behinds
Diddy Bashes Courtroom Artist for Making Him Look Like a ‘Koala’ - The Daily Beast
Another attempt resulted in ...
Then came..
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Can This Blue Chemical Really Boost Your Brain? Here's What We Know. - ScienceAlert
Unacceptable again!
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Thumbs down again.
Trump slams Russia's Medvedev for claiming countries will give Iran nuclear warheads - CNBC
Freaks and Cheeks
Just Forget it!
Nuts and Butts
Do you think Andrew Tate and Nigel Farage are part of a "similar phenomenon"?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Next, they tried...
No way
Elly De La Cruz throws out Javier Baez with mind-boggling 98 mph throw - New York Post
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good.
Catatonics & High Colonics
So, the docs changed it to read
No, not a chance
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones